1928-, American Musician, Song Writer
I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.
Tom Lehrer – [Communication]


I wish people that have trouble communicating would just shut up!
Tom Lehrer – [Communication]


It is a sobering thought, that when Mozart was my age he had been dead for two years.
Tom Lehrer – [Age and Aging]


Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.
Tom Lehrer – [Life and Living]